1. do you understand why unicorns must have been?
Because God willed it.
2. what is wrong with the care bears?
Not grizzly enough.
3. why does the U.S. love corn?
It tastes like chicken.
4. how do you see the future of pornography?
Crystal balls
5. lorne lofsky, elliot or green?
I'm not permitted to choose.
6. greensborough, indiana: discuss.
Oh it's just such a wonderful place.
You really should try to get out there sometime.
The scenery is just absolutely stunning and the people are about as friendly a people as you could hope to meet.
7. the teen years are a difficult time for many. why?
Video games.
8. what is 10 + 10 + 10 (x10) - 10?
An emoticon.
9. is it important in business to get to know your competitors?
Please be careful.
10. is it possible to ignore competition and still be a quiz maker?
No. You would only be able to talk to yourself, and only about very frivolous topics.