1. Where is the sanctity of marriage gay?
Foodland
2. Have you ever committed suicide?
An exercise in futility
3. Where did you get the idea to make friends?
MacDonald's commercials
4. How much time have you privately invested in becoming a Quiz Master and not just a maker of quizzes?
Three months
5. Which is more frivolous a topic: the 'decline of the west' or the abdication of Britney Spears?
This depends on how frivolously the topics are addressed.
6. Is death inevitable when you really think about it?
No, I evited it once.
7. What is the best instrument for face shaving?
Laser
8. Are you comfortable?
Comme çi, comme ça
9. How much money did I make last year?
It already seemed to exist when I got it.
10. How come you don't admit that you are Satan - the embodiment of evil?
It's not worth the trouble.