1.Who are the Jones'?
Same as the Joneses.
2.How would you characterize an inappropriate relationship to fitness?
Aerobics.
3.What were your first words as you remember them?
The end.
4.Why do people fixate on santa claus as an important myth to propagate to their children as opposed to other more powerful and equally common myths?
For the love of a heartwarming tradition of lies and deceit
5.What is your favourite pant material?
Helium
6.Boxers or briefs?
Yes please!
7.What was the average rainfall in south dakota during the years of the great depression?
Downward
8.Have you ever seen anyone just pop out of a birthday cake and say "happy birthday mr. president!"
I'm still waiting for the opportunity.
9.Choose a number between 1 and 889827829467364867264856784658762387956237895465786196582765387657832695847678239. now sit on it. meditate. and presto! what do you got?
0
10. explain why you prefer things?
I'd rather not, thanks.