1. Do you know anyone named Paulcohol?
No
2. What is your fate?
I am destined.
3. Who are your alleys?
Corkscrew, Snake, Ribbon, Onyx, Bumblebee, Butterfly, Toothpaste, Turtle, Oxblood, Onionskin, Clam Broth, Devil's Eye, and Beachball.
4. Where did you come from?
My bellybutton.
5. Is it desirable to be manish or even manly?
Both can be desired but neither state is attainable.
6. Have you ever been bed ridden?
I have carried a mattress up a flight of stairs.
7. What pest do you find most petulant?
Buddhapest
8. How did you overcome aids?
Cold turkey
9. Have you ever stolen anything?
I have stolen and continue to steal big-screen televisions on a regular basis.
10.What is in your heart of hearts?
Bones