1. Please explain what is valuable in the trivial and what is trivial in the valuable.
Money is made of plastic. Plastic is made of money.
2. One could be both therapist and the rapist. How?
Malpractice
3. When people say, 'what's good for the goose is good for the gander' how might this apply to an instance where one's goose is cooked?
If being cooked is good for the goose, the gander will also benefit somehow.
4. What are the best qualities to look for in a mate?
Organic, South American, shade-grown.
5. In the Canadian Criminal Code it is illegal to have anal intercourse in public. The legal definition of public in this case, is a situation where more than two people are present. In other words if three consenting adults were engaged in this activity in the privacy of their own home they would be committing a criminal act. Why is this such an important and timely law?
Everything is illegal if you think about law long enough.
And one does not need to break a law to suffer the wrath of justice.
6. Who is your closest apposite?
Poseidon
7. These days, who cares about anything?
KFC, UFC
8. What do Babe Ruth, O.J. Simpson, William Jefferson Clinton, Big Tobacco, Oliver North, The Boy Who Cried Wolf and Pinocchio all have in common?
Same birthday (September 1st, 1911.)
9. What year was Jesus Christ born or was there no year that year?
Infinity
10. What does the acronym Q.U.I.Z. mean?
Questions Ultimately Involving Zodiology