1. what's keeping you quizzy these days?
Quizmakers Plus™
2. have you found yourself wandering aloud?
Yes. I wear tap shoes.
3. how many digits have you shaken?
One with a hundred zeros
4. if you came to my house for dinner what would you bring?
A fork
5. when in rome do as the romans do?
Yes, but not Polanski.
6. if the sound of music featured the van halen family instead of the von trapps how would it have been different?
More contemporary.
7. playboy, penthouse, or black ghetto pussy?
Multiple choice questions have no place in contemporary quizzing.
8. who ever thought he was the poppy salesman?
Ignetius Popadopoulos
9. if a train is travelling east at 100 mph and another train is travelling west at 200 mph?
Boom!
10. have you ever been bored? if so, how come? why weren't you quizzing?
Never