Questionnaire, by Quizmakers Plus™ (stricken)
1. Do you believe in economy?
Shoes.
2. Do you ever get the feeling money is being used incorrectly?
It's useless.
3. Do you own yourself?
I rent.
4. What is the value of human life?
Between 7.9 and 9.1 million USD.
5. What is the value of bullfrog life?
It's bullshit.
6. What is the value of wild rice life?
The Vietnam War.
7. Do you like value questions?
Indeed, I value them.
8. Money is the root of all evil. What is the root of all goodness?
Trust.
9. Do you own any feelings?
Masturbation.
10. Is there anything else you'd like to say right now about money, value, or ownership?