Introducing Guest Quizzee: Flynn Rutherford!
1.Why do you believe in yourself? Do you have any proof?
I’m Streetlight People, living just to find emotion.
2.Why and how do blondes supposedly have more fun?
2H2O2 2H2O + O2
*please note these resultant by-products from the addition of the following catalysts:
Platinum = Standing in the dark
Concrete = Bloodletting
Dagwood sandwich = Chauvinism + Unfunniness
3.Have you ever ordered something extraordinary? If so what was it?
Pearls before swine.
4.What kind of shape are you in?
House.
5.When was it okay to say things that are no longer okay?
When I had locked us both inside.
6.What kind of underwear do you think best suppress lustful action?
A pink slip.
7.What have you barely survived?
Artichoking.
8.Are you in love with comedy? If so, how is this tragic?
Yes – but there is no fidelity. Or there is, but it’s not taken seriously.
9.What time is it?
Nation.
10.What is the only true conspiracy theory?
7-11.